Ta-daaaa!
Ok, so, a few things:
1) There are now bananas artfully draped on the womens’ shoulders. I bet you never thought someone could artfully drape a banana. Or that someone would consider a conjoined torso cake with real live ladies sticking out of either end an appetizing idea. BUT THERE THEY BOTH ARE.
2) The candles. Why? Is this a birthday party?
3) WAIT. Is it Beetlejuice’s birthday? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN… well, at least the stripey parts.
4) Now I want shrimp cocktail.
5) You Beetlejuice fans got that one. You’re welcome.
Thanks to Amy, Evelyn D., Jessica S., & Jemma S. for sending in those pics with absolutely no explanation. I mean, it’s just more fun to imagine all the many, MANY reasons why this is a thing that happened.
[thinking]
I’ll, uh, come up with one eventually, I’m sure.
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BREAKING NEWS: Did you know you can buy your cat a banana bed? IT’S TRUE.